A dolphin's nipples are located in its anus -- The calf sticks its bill into the hole and the mother squirts milk into its mouth.

 A dolphin's nipples are located in its anus -- The calf sticks its bill into the hole and the mother squirts milk into its mouth.

I wasn’t emotionally ready to learn dolphins eat their momma’s ass

"So basically, dolphins make chocolate milk?"

It's also right by their vagina as well, and cetacean milk has the consistancy of toothpaste

Dolphin pros:

-They're cute

-They're smart

-They travel in pods

-They make cool noises

-They're underwater mammals

Dolphin cons:

-They can be mean

-Butt milk

-Butt nipples

And yet, people still think that animals were intelligently designed.
The calf will follow its mother closely, and suckling takes place frequently, with the mother tolling slightly and the calf nuzzling the mammary area. The dolphin's two mammary glands open into a pair of sacs on either side of the anal opening, and the calf's beak fits into the openings on the sacs. The nipple is grasped between the upper jaw and the tongue, and muscular contractions by the mother literally squirt mil into the calf's mouth.